Government Letter to the Household of One Leroy Brown
To the attention of the individual named Mr. Leroy Brown,
resident at 114 South Motherfucker Avenue, the following
message is intended to be a polite indication of concern.
We, the elected representatives of your neighbors,
former classmates, now your worried fellow citizens,
hear you are reputed to be the baddest man in town.
Some even claim that you, Mr. Leroy Brown, are
badder than old King Kong, and less personable,
if we may hazard a conjecture, than a junkyard dog.
Please stay away from playgrounds, green spaces,
and refrain joining in social gatherings. Budgets are
tight. We can't afford to tail you in the alleys anymore.